Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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this is a joke

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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women outside of the kitchen

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Anti Joke

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