Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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