Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Gadaffi

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Anti Joke

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