What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Japan called... They need help.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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