- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Where's my tractor?

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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