- Anti Joke

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!