Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

A black guy with his family.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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