This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Flab

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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