Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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