Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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i love huge wieners.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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