- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Women's football

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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like for a handjob.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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