Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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