- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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