What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Woman's rights.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What time is it? 10:58

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

verry nice how mUCH?

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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