- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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