- Anti Joke

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

i like tits

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

I like to eat people

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

The 13th Amendment...

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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