- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

I like to eat people

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

The 13th Amendment...

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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