- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Knock knock What

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

a man walks into a bar it hurt

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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