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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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