What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

knock knock who's there?

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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