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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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