How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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69

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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OBAMA

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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