Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Good.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Ken wins!

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Alt F4

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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