Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Black Veil Brides.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Type 2 diabetics

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Watch your lips.

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