Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Gadaffi

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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