Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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W.N.B.A.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Gays

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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