- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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