where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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