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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Joay impistato is a fig

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.