- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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