Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Type 2 diabetics

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Watch your lips.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Chuck Norris died.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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