Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Women's rights.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Watch your lips.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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