What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

A russian gives away vodka.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

marshal sterio had sex

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Type 2 diabetics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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