What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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