- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew go out of a bar

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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