- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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monkey sponge

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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