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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

like for a handjob.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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