Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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