Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Anti Joke

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