Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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