What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Joe Biden

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

It smells like triangles in here.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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