Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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what is big and white? the moon

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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