Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Women's rights.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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