- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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