Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Japan called... They need help.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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