- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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