Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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women playing football?

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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