Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What is a question?

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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your father died

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¿melano?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Farts smell bad!

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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