Susie has Autism

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

whats brown and smells like shit shit

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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