2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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hi michael

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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