What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Are you a human?

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Woman's rights.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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I'm a like whore

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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involved parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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