- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Ken wins!

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Will you marry me?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Gays

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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