- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do u shit With ur ass

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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