- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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