You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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alert("The Game");//

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Chicken

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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