If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Guess what? No.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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