- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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