- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

How are you? Yes

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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