Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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1 Jew XD

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Cancer.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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