- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

black people

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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