- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

I have no ideas.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did the fish say? Moo

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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