What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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That didn't hurt.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Cold camel scrotum.

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