A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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*you're

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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