- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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