knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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