- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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