- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

black people

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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