Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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This is not a joke.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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whats brown? poop.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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hi patrick

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the real mccoy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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