What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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motley crew

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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women's rights

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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