- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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