- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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