- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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