A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock knock What

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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