- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

don't look behind you

No. Yes.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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