- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

How do u shit With ur ass

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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