- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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