How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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