- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A blind man walks into a pole.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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