What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

involved parents.

knock knock who's there?

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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