How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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