What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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hi michael

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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