- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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