- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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