Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Women's Sports

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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