friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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