Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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