- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Black People.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Hi Jacob You cool

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A snake walks into a bar

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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