Blind people can't read this.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Hi

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Laugh.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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