- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A snake walks into a bar

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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