- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Mitt Romney.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Hippopatomous!

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

I hate blackniggers

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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