Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Knock knock Come In.......

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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