Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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