If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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don't look behind you

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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( o Y o )

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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