There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Poop

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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